Finger lickin'

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Except your armpit isn't finger licking good ya nasty. Use some Dove on that shit.

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olpally 32

Go take a shower. Lol. Do something.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Ever heard of deaoderant?

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x_the_lancer_x 13

No but what's it used for? Company name?

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Gee guys I'm sorry I thought people on the Internet had a sense of humor.

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ptoka 20

Noor, it wasn't until I reread it with your quotations did I read "deoderant" with a southern accent and make myself chuckle... Thanks, I did need that.

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QuietLittleMouse 7

And you, good sir, shalt hereafter be learned in the proper wise to use "thou." English shareth its origins in common with such noble tongues as Italian and French. And in this common root lieth the remnants of a familiar case of pronounery, reserved for parties of second persons. Indeed, these terms hold kinship with the forms of tú in Romantic Spanish. Thus, being in mind to hold discourse in language correctly observed, familiarly addressing another person as "thou" must be reserved for cases of family or friends close in such wise as to have your love. All other persons are properly addressed as "you," as is right and courteous. ...Not that this has anything to do with chicken-nugget-armpits. I'm just flying my nerd flag.

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ElizabethNL93 20

I hear that deodorant really helps to get rid of chicken nugget-scented armpits.

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misspulkadot24 17

Unless you're using chicken nugget deodorant. Then...well you get it.

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's like that Dimitri Martin bit. Coconut soap is great unless you're trying to wash the smell of coconuts off your hands.

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tinyrosie 21

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing..

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graceinsheepwear 33

I'm gonna come down squarely on the bad side.

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hcollins1 18

If you're to the point you can smell your own BO, and have it smell like chicken nuggets, it's time to start showering regularly.

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spluver0005 17

Taking showers and wearing deodorant are two great things

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perdix 29

I'm in love with you, honey ... mustard ;)

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Anthony805 8

Actually, I believe all FML's end with... FML

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gracehi 31

I just threw up a little inside my mouth.

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Xotoolyxo 16

That is absolutely disgusting, deodorant and body sprays are a good investment

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