First impressions

By I think its dead - 15/01/2013 07:33 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
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kumonsucks 7

Sir you have a neck. Looking down isn't illegal

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Nighthunter 11

Good first impression! Especially on the dog!

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devon8823 4

It's ok I've done that before I have big dogs and am use to kicking them away with my foot I'm sure it was just your reaction to it.

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Werken247 14

YAY! Animal abusers unite! *dipshit*

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vbabeangel186 9

Just think, what if, instead of a dog, it could've been a little kid. If the gf had a little sibling or a cousin over. That's why you should use a little common sense, you moron! Look down before you react!

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Zebediabolical 39

If it was a tiny sibling or cousin, that would have made the story even more epic.

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LemonLolly 10

You kick your dog that hard???????

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rara_boo 7

If you're at the parent meeting stage, why the hell didn't your gf tell you that one, they have a dog and two, what kind it is?

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darkmis1 17

Because nobody should have to stop and say "by the way, please don't kick my dog across the room when he wants to play."

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Werken247 14

And now I have the image of OP's penis flying across the and sticking in your head.

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TwiztedYuri 9

you kicked a mutated rat.... what of it?

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desertlovebird 11

Mabey you should look before punting a little dog across the room. Sheesh. Great first impression.

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