Dogs, Awkward and Animals: First impressions

First impressions

By I think its dead - 15/01/2013 07:33 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

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You deserved it 41 461

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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You deserved it 5 869

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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You deserved it 65 808

By sarahmaxine - 09/05/2015 04:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 580

You deserved it 2 110

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 228

You deserved it 3 001

By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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You deserved it 2 165

By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 808

That weird family down the street

By aaaaaaaand I’m single - 24/07/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML

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You deserved it 242

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 5 441

By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 131

You deserved it 7 479

kumonsucks 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:03

Sir you have a neck. Looking down isn't illegal

Nighthunter 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:02

Good first impression! Especially on the dog!

Comments

Echoven 1

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:51

I just kick chihuahua's.

havok87 11

Wednesday 16 January 2013 0:11

Don't feel bad. Chihuahua's are annoying.

reaper1718 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 1:58

Now that's ******* funny... Me I would of approved & WOULD OF YELLED "GOAL."

CheeseHater 23

Wednesday 16 January 2013 2:05

I would've looked down, then kicked. I hate those rats that some people call dogs.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 16 January 2013 2:30

How hard is it to look down to see what's touching your leg before spontaneously kicking it? You probably hurt the poor thing and I hope your girlfriend dumped you or at least shunned you for a while.

kool_girl_123 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:16

Poor dog!!!!! :(

wsdarrah 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:22

For all of you douches that are saying, "Good job, it was only a chihuahua!" You really are disgusting people. A dog is a dog, and they should all be treated the same. OP made a mistake - a really stupid one - and he seems to regret it. You guys need to stop congratulating him on hurting or potentially killing an innocent little dog. All dogs have feelings, whether they are 4 pounds or 400. Have some compassion.