Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML
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beeferjay 34

sounds like ptsd from the flasher at the mall

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lexiieeex3 32

Shouldn't you kinda be used to this, or behaviors similar to this, having a pet in the house?

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orios105 18

cats. gotta love them.

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dutchy86 20

sorry... pushed the wrong thumb :(.... +1 for you're comment fml

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False_Stupidity 41

The cat planned this all along. It now has the bed to itself and has successfully induced fear into it's human to show it's dominance.

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samdel12 10

Pretty sure he was sucking out your soul but that's just me

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madalyn316 14

my cat does that except she likes to lay on my face and suffocate me.

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singlwforlife 22

Proof that cats are evil.

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