Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML
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maximumcarnage 13

That's PUUURRRRfect! How is your nose is it FELINE fine?! I'm just KITTEN! HA Cat Puns!

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elcee1987 18

Dude I can't even fault you for falling out of bed. That would scare the shit out of me too.

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worldclassrager 39

I awoke my human by breathing on is neck...new way to wake him up...confirmed

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minnymau5 5

...Was it actually your cat though? (dun dun dun)

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StellaNox 16

Never trust a cat! You never know, he/-she might be up to something.

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teribaby89 9

??????Ive done this!!!

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DemonBoy1988 22

Dude, you're so lucky, you just escaped from a cat assassin

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