Animals: Freaked

Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 875

By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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iWantACookie95 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:40

You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

khung835 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:44

i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D

Comments

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:28

Holy shit, why the **** is this site so shitty? I posted my comment 10 times and it still isn't up. As I said 7 hours ago, How'd I know this would be from Australia before I even checked the location?

somebodyshy 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:31

clearly none of you have seen a spider egg sac hatch. "hundreds" is not overestimating. that applies all over the world; I learned it myself at age 7 in Virginia USA.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:33

oh no... you killed their mother ... poor orphan spiders :(

glostik 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:08

Holy Shit!! I have a phobia of bugs, especially Spiders! I, for example, would have had a heart attack if that happened to me. >.>

glostik 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:15

@ giganticbrain. What the hell? Are you like from a Bug/Spider version of PETA?!

R3nesmee 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:17

Dear... GOD. I would have had a major panic attack, spiders scare the SHIT out of me.... I almost passed out when I was watching a Survivor episode and it had a FOOTBALL SIZED BALL OF SPIDERS ALL MOVING. WTF

chottu 16

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:39

I wouldn't have either. Iccck, this happens alot in summer where i live (same state as OP) No matter how much you clean the spiders just don't go away. @OP - Spray all the edges of the walls with insect spray and repeatedly do so for the next week or so. Its fairly effective.

catriona_cd 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:05

i did that after i found the cat playing with funnel web spiders lol hate them ******* lol

pppokeyface 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:44

Ewwwwwwwwww omg I would had passed out!

Prawn_fml 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:10

Murderer.

Carbonchild 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:05

The worsed of it is the rest of the kids are under the bed, in the closet and hidden behind the dashboard of your car, AND THEY ALL KNOW YOU MURDERED MOM!