Animals: Freaked

Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 875

By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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iWantACookie95 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:40

You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

khung835 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:44

i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D

Comments

royboh 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:42

Well that's rather unusu- "Australia" Oh.

deanna_marie 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:42

OMG that is so f*cking disgusting.. That link to the daddy long leg spiders has my skin crawling.. eeeeewwwwwwww... FYL

kile88 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:40

Those who say why did the op kill the spider let's watch you try to catch it to release it outside while it gets up on it's back legs and hisses at you, that would be amusing.

kile88 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:42

Ugh fyl my skin is crawling just thinking about it. I was bitten by a spider, and I only found out like a day or two later because my foot was the size of my head.

Azlin_22 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:55

omfg!!! now you've made me all paranoid about spiders in my room,bed etc!!! *shudder*

fbp6277 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:41

I know exactly how you feel. I have brown recluse spiders in my house and im terrified. I put on a shirt once and found one in it, since then I always shake out my clothes before putting them on. And there was one time when there was these really nasty looking baby spiders ALL OVER my bathroom. They were hanging from the toilet seat and were crawling all over the walls. Its seriously disgusting. Though I heard those things to plug into the wall work really good, im going to try to get some of those and hope they work.

galafael5814 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 21:25

OP, I completely sympathize with you. I am a severe arachnophobic...to the point where your FML is making my skin crawl and I just jumped and squeaked when a lock of my hair brushed my arm. The word spider is enough to freak me out. (To be fair, I'm not just a spiderphobe...I'm also terrified of scorpions and ticks. I don't discriminate against anything with 8 legs. They're all gross.) You are a stronger woman than I am, OP...without a doubt, that sight would've made me faint.

plo_koon 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:16

reminds me of that scene is Hellboy: Sword of Storms. lets hope the spiders don't spin a web sarcophagus around you will you sleep!

DisposableHeroes 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:36

At least they weren't cockroaches. I'm not afraid of them, but they make me angry...haha. Everytime I see one walking around I think "Shit...you're dead bitch, you're ******* dead". I'd never forgive myself if I let them go...they're annoying as ****.