Animals: Freaked

Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Saturday 21 November 2009 20:40

You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

khung835 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:44

i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D

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COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:01

murderer.

I_hate_it_all 5

Friday 27 November 2009 1:40

oh god. I'm never gonna read fml before going to bed again. I can feel the nightmares coming already.

CalamityStriker 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:49

Then I probably shouldnt say that the average person consumes atleast 13 spiders in their sleep every year. :) you're safe, well as long as they arent black widows or brown recluses... by the way I'd google a brown recluse, have you seen the damage that thing does? incredible.

Mikuo 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 18:08

That's an urban myth.

whatev94 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:41

The same thing happened to me! except they were above my bed, raining down on me like little parachuters...and being the genius that i am, grabbed a can of bug spray and sprayed the ceiling, only to have the spray and all the dying spiders fall back on my face and my bed...needless to say i slept on the couch that night

Sunka_Isna 13

Saturday 28 November 2009 7:29

Wow... I know how you feel. Something similar happened to me when I was a kid, except they were almost full sized spiders. I was attacked by a large group of wolf spiders, most of which went into my cloths for areas that I could not reach, like the middle of my back. Needless to say I've had severe arachnophobia ever since.

elijahisme 0

Monday 14 December 2009 7:21

O m q..... I would have died!!! HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elijahisme 0

Monday 14 December 2009 7:28

O m q...... Just Ewwww.... I Feel Like There R Spiders Everywhere Now.... Im All Paranoid!!!!! Never Reaadin FML When Bout 2 Go 2 Sleep AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ew.... FYL Big Time!!!

Ethan223 8

Monday 28 December 2009 0:28

Looks like the large spider laid an egg sac before you killed it.

fml9585 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 14:01

now all those spiders grow up and times it by 3000 again. xD did u know wen ur outside there's a spider within 2metres of u underground in aus that is ;)