Freakout

By n_london - 12/10/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 745
You deserved it 35 939

Same thing different taste

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noshitsherlock 0

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

YmostlikelyDI 0

Why are people such ******* about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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yeah rats are clean, the black plague was wrongly blamed on them. they didnt hurt anyone.

Mumblstiltskin 0

Fleas caused the black plague. Any outdoor animal with fur has fleas. Do they not teach you that in High School?

Mumblstiltskin 0

Wait? I'm a what? I'll try to decipher your comment later. I'm assuming you object to what I said. Obviously not ALL rats. You're missing the point.

RubixMonkey 0

A kindkey stone? What are you pooping out friendly house keys? While not as common a woman can pass kidney stones as well. So I guess if we both give birth and pass kidney stones the argument is mute. Plus only 5% of the population can expect to pass kidney stones but most woman can expect to pass a baby. A kidney stone is rarely fatal though it can lead to certain kinds of kidney disease. A woman has to deal with the emotional and physical pain of carrying a child, a C-section if the baby is too large, and the fact that some women have miscarriages. So not only does your kidney stone not last as long as a child you do not have to worry about the emotional pain if the child does not carry to term. You also don't have to spend 21 years raising it, if the husband jumps ship.

Well you idiot. [kidding. =o)] But... if you dropped the groceries how did they go OVER the railing? Wouldn't the just tumble down the stairs? I don't blame you for momentarily freaking out. I would have done the same only minus the screaming and the grocery dropping. Even if it was a rat, I probably would have just stepped around it after I recovered from my .256 seconds of shock and quickly continued on to my apartment.

the stairwell winds around in a circle, and in the middle there is empty space from the ground to the top, so the bags didn't have to go very far to fall over the railing all the way to the bottom landing.

wow, i don't know why, but i wasn't expecting such harsh reactions. and my eyesight is fine, this was at night. you are required to start fml's with 'today', so i did. but this happened in very dim light. and ! i mentioned this above, but i have seen rats climbing up and down just about everything when i lived with my parents, but i haven't seen one in this area before, and it startled me. the walls of the complex are stucco or whatever that textured concrete shit is, so if it had been a rat it easily could have climbed down the wall. chill everyone.

Ok....why the **** did you drop your groceries over a ******* rat?

Reyo 2

Oh my god we get it, you have Vaginas! OP: Irrational fear much?

riku3220 2

You know full well what I meant, kindkey was a typo that I didn't catch in the 2 minute edit period. And the last time I checked, vaginae were meant to allow things to go in and out of the body. (Yeah, yeah laugh it up children...) A woman could pass a kidney stone no problem but for a man a kidney stone could a make a combination of Chuck Norris and Rambo cry.

.... Your argument has automatically been rendered invalid for poor knowledge of female anatomy. Also I'm pretty sure you can avoid getting kidney stones. Perhaps not easily, but you still can.

j4837 0

Are we seriously fighting over kidney stones and who has more pain? BTW, kidney stones pass through the urethra not the ******, so it goes through the same part on males and females