Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

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DocBastard 38

I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

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zenti 2

I wouldn't be concerned, I'd be entertained.

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DocBastard 38

You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

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skyttlz 32

I get it. booked, shelfed.. cuz she was in a library

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jakeisawake 3

Did you get the "volumes" and "periodically" as well?

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bigbadtim 7

Maybe OP is having problems with their appendix as well.

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lil_ham1644 29

She doesn't have the spine to face them

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

OP wanted to read The Tell-Tale Fart.

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dicklover69 0

Sometimes i fart, talk, and ********** in my sleep. That is normal

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zp5 4

your username concerns me. this if FML. not a **** site.

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dicklover69 0

True, that is hot and so are you. Farting is part of everyday lives and funny

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dicklover69 0

Farting is just funny to me.

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dicklover69 0

Farting is not funny, you are just disgusting.

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zp5 4

stop talking to yourself.

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dicklover69 0

I was not talking to myself, just replying to the comment.

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zp5 4

no worries OP. even though its embarrassing, it happens to everyone.

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dicklover69 0

Farting do not happen to everyone. It only happens to people who are disgusting and have unhealthy lifestyles. back in my country, people who fart were workers of the DEVIL and punish.

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zp5 4

technically, it didn't say "constantly". it could just mean the guy farted every once in a while for a half an hour.

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zp5 4

you're welcome lieutenant smart-ass.

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bigjohnny 3

this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. don't worry I fart in my sleep too.

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