Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

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insanesna1l 0

did you post this as your new facebook status?

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spadoodles 1

Its fine, its not like people care if your obsessed cause chances are they are too :)

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xojeanine 0

it took you an hour to delete 70?

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Snowlight_fml 7

"Just woke up" "Eating breakfast" "Getting ready for school" "Leaving for school...." Dear God, that gets annoying.

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chuckvargas 0

I hate all instant messaging stuff I prefer to talk in person

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jcrizzle 0

Who in the hell wants to read what you're doing every 10 minutes?! and why the hell do you want to know what everyone else is doing every 10 minutes?! People! Get a life and call your friends or talk to them in person!

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Missy_Mom_49 4

How are you going to F a life you don't have?

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ThatEnglishGuy 7

Well, maybe you shouldn't be so addicted to Facebook then. YDI.

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dogpup4 23

Seriously? I've had FB for over three years and I've made about 15 statuses...

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