Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

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insanesna1l 0

did you post this as your new facebook status?

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nibh 0

and u put that on FML?! u really do need a life

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5upernova 3

It took an hour to delete 70? No wonder you don't have a life.. How on earth did it take you an hour to delete 70?

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Bartimaeus 7

well, my facebook is being hacked by someone near Dallas Texas. (°o°)

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vaken 0

Go play outside. No one probably reads your statuses anyways. Why post them?

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dirtyrussian97 0

damn I thought my writing 3 a week was over doing it...

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wackysam712 0

doesn't that mean you're even more addicted?

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ccc01 1

Play World of Warcraft. You spend the same amount of time socializing and no one cares if your on all the time.

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ezrar 3

switch to twitter or group people into categories and then hide certain categories from your wall or from other categories.

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