Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

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insanesna1l 0

did you post this as your new facebook status?

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AunteyN 4

You can't F your life if you don't have one.

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roadie42 21

I don't understand why people insist on posting a Facebook status every five minutes. If I wanted a constant stream of updates on your life, I'd move in with you and follow you around all day. Maybe consider using Twitter instead?

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egorus 0

Get a life! BTW, 70 posts?!? How the **** do you do that?!?!?!?

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KHIAB 1

Seriously? I update my status maybe every 2 or 3 weeks. I do go on facebook every day though. For MOUSEHUNT!!!!!!

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rad100567 8

You posted 70+ ******* things in less than a week?

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