Get down!

By miss Suzanne - 14/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

It ripped through the fabric?? Is your pup a damn wolverine? lol

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YupThatsLiv 0

at least your puppy's cute.. i hope. maybe you should file their nails/claws every one in a while

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DerFuhrer33 0

That's pets for ya. The only pet I have is my gf....though sometimes she can bite and scratch too

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bachooka 5

jeez don't you know women are just pets that can use the stove and clean up after you... >.<

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boopityboppity 11

Nah, 81, I'm sure he keeps her in a cage, making her lap water out of a bowl. And before you ask, that was sarcasm.

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hd9280 0

ahaha... I agree. toot em and boot em.

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green_eyes124 0

haha 84 that was brilliant thank you for that, it made my day. : ) and 77 good for your mom.

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craphappened 4

Your puppy is scary. Trim its long sharp claws!!

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hd9280 0

freaking stupid dog. kick it's ass... I wud!

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gibby1235 6

thats a douche thing to do man not 

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hd9280 0

just let'n em kno who's boss. that's it.

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green_eyes124 0

hd9280 you're in la? I'm about 2 hours north, depending on where you are in Los Angeles. Small world : )

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vikingsftw123 0

way to train the dog

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Tasanasanta 0

Declaw a dog? And this is just a fail in general. How is replacing the cushions priceless? The priceless part is supposed to be an emotion or situation, ot an actual thing.

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hairdreser0nfire 0

I didn't know puppies claws were so sharp. are u sure u don't have a cat?

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hd9280 0

I kno right?! kick it's ass anyway.

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saywhaaat_01 0

why are people so mean to dogs?  like the people who are commenting saying to beat the dog!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

OK, lady and gent, it's everybody's favorite time of evening again... Vocabulary Time! Today's word is "hyperbole." The first person to correctly use it in a sentence wins the world's most awesome prize ever. Ready.... GO!

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briannacyrus 0

The fish that I just caught was 10,000 feet long, you should have seen it. No, i'm merely kidding, it was only 8 inches. Which is four times as big as my ex boyfriends penis. Those last two statements I made, were exaggerations, also known as hyperbole's.

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hd9280 0

lol. well done... what's the prize? a biscuit?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Congrats, brianna! Unfortunately, my description of the prize was hyperbole too. It's really a Wonder Woman Pez dispenser with half a pack of candies and these three pennies I smooshed on the train tracks. Here ya go. Enjoy! :D

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