Get me out of here

By seekerglow176 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Natick

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Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about buttfucking. FML
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lilhellian 26

Butt **** here, butt **** there, butt **** everywhere!

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Cheeley 17

Looks like Nicki Minaj finally has some competition.

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olpally 32

Reminds me of a family guy episode... Peter starts singing about "cowboy gay/butt sex and sodomy." Lol. YouTube it for a laugh folks :)

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EVnIAS 13

A long time ago there were two cowboys alone on a trail!

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J15237 25

I immedietly thought of Family Guy also. Only about that episode where he was trying to sell Butt Sratchers.

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grayeyedmarine 14

whys it got to be a creepy male nurse... I've met far more creepy female nurses

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Epikouros 31

Don't worry, butt sex won't hurt if her sphincter's relaxed.

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firefighter925 18

Hey bro take the few next rounds out, grab you a soda or somethin.

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Adhdkid107 9

Yeah but that's like 10 year olds now a days

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therealafroninga 10

Old enough to bleed, old enough for me.

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firefighter925 18

#24 You ain't kidding about that! there are some weird girl nurses. but normally they turn out to be a lady of the street but a freak in the bed. haha

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