Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 868
You deserved it 5 977

Same thing different taste

Comments

SlickWillyTFCF 5

How are you bitching about this?

The stripper just gonna get you even more horny ask for a hooker! ;)

Sorry man but that doesn't sound like a promising future

chels1994 11

That's disgusting in my opinion and I don't see how it'd be okay that she's offering you up so a ****...maybe I'm taking this too seriously, but its how I see it

I'm pretty sure this is called "**** My Life". Not, "Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!! I'm the luckiest man alive!!!!"

wrenavery90 12

I'm quite confused as to why she's your girlfriend.