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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada
Just putting it out there, have you ever thought that maybe it's YOU? Girls like sex just as much as men, so yeah, just saying..
Forget her
Uhhh... How is this an FML? This is a win!
....Randy? No judgments here... ;)
Wow, If she doesn't like sex that much, she could At least tell you what's wrong or what your doing wrong to make sex better. You get better by practice but hiring a stripper to teach you isn't the way to go.
.....so did you do it?
You do know that you can not have sex with a stripper do you? Ask money for an escort again.
Unless you hate sex, too, you need to find another girlfriend. You do not want to end up marrying a roommate! Also, you need to haggle. You need to counter her offer by asking for high-end escort money, but then be willing to split the difference and accept a swanky street *****. With those celibates, you have to negotiate like Trump!
Maybe you smell bad... :)
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Wow. She's a keeper!
Too cheap to spring for the prostitute?