Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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kut19 6

Too cheap to spring for the prostitute?

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ladyLALAA 28

Just putting it out there, have you ever thought that maybe it's YOU? Girls like sex just as much as men, so yeah, just saying..

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cooLING 0

Maybe he sucks and she just doesn't have time to listen to him whine...

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metalflower00 11

Uhhh... How is this an FML? This is a win!

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GoW_Chick 14

So ... Who did you go to bambi, candi, or sandi?

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underguarded 20

Wow, If she doesn't like sex that much, she could At least tell you what's wrong or what your doing wrong to make sex better. You get better by practice but hiring a stripper to teach you isn't the way to go.

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dcats 13

You do know that you can not have sex with a stripper do you? Ask money for an escort again.

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perdix 29

Unless you hate sex, too, you need to find another girlfriend. You do not want to end up marrying a roommate! Also, you need to haggle. You need to counter her offer by asking for high-end escort money, but then be willing to split the difference and accept a swanky street *****. With those celibates, you have to negotiate like Trump!

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perdix 29

I meant "skanky," DYAC!!!

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ImSoEffedUp 10

U must be TERRIBLE in bed....

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