Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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marcosh 0

That's what I call a holy shit, cause when your are done you won't believe all of that came out of you, also the divine act of not dying in the process

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RachelRampageXD 6

Today I was asked if I wanted to die' some girl thinks I was messing around with her boyfriend... I don't know her.. Or him. Now i'm scared to leave my house, FML

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RachelRampageXD 6

Damn it!!! This was not suppose to be on this post...

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MisterDoctor 12

Awww hahaha man that actually made me LOL. Sorry, good luck with that!

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XxKillerStormXx 13

Lol that just happen to me now I fell way better lol

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arrowtopatella 11

Not complaining about my craps ever again, you poor thing! Zomg girl talking about ********!11!!!

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

That would be a good slogan "Try our special bread when you can't pinch a loaf."

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