Gross and Health: Geyser

Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Saturday 15 August 2009 16:06

Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.

capricaz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:11

WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.

Comments

dELiA14 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:46

U poor thing!!! Lmfao, but u poor thing!

repyourcliche 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:57

I am so sorry, but I laughed all the way through this...

you_and_me_fml 8

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:58

omg!! thats terrible! but you have to admit it was a little stupid to run to the toliet all wet and you could have thrown up in the shower. But i feel so bad for you... i hope you get better. but yes, fyl

you_and_me_fml 8

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:58

amaneylandx3 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:59

this sounds like a jim carrey movie (: hahah

S1lly 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:00

Once I was in the shower and I needed to vom...so I did. It was the best idea I ever had.

flavadog 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:08

HAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed so hard when i read this FML! EPIC!! HAHAHAHAA

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:10

captain planet says YDI ECO-TERRORIST showering after every time you throw up wastes water. only through conservation efforts can we ensure there is a future for all on the planet. remember planeteers THE POWER IS YOURS.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:14

i don't see why you would need to shower after every time you threw up...whether it's for a good reason (which i can't think of but there might be one...) or just because you're an idiot...whatever. FYL. that sucks.