Gross and Health: Geyser

Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

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Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Saturday 15 August 2009 16:06

Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.

capricaz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:11

WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.

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FlaminYawn 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:28

YDI for running OUT of a shower with running water to throw up, do you get out of the shower to go pee too? Stupid...otherwise, based on what did happen, this is a true FML.

cyurihsung 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:05

The ****? That's disgusting! People shouldn't pee or throw up in the shower, it's disgusting. It's what the toilet is made for, and if you vomit in the shower you'll get the shower all dirty.

agentx52 13

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:03

Peeing in the shower daily will save you $1000 a year in water bills. Who's the dumbass now?

GEFStryker 29

Monday 18 May 2015 23:36

Guess you never heard the old adage "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down."

timtam24 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:29

ugh god that's so gross

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:31

There's no point in showering after each time you vomit.

prettykitty123 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:32

Ewwww blood and puke

mister_moops 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:45

what the ****? why do you need to shower every time? besides i'm sure you could've just puked in the shower. it washes right off like magic!

KatieRix992 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:47

FYL indeed. But why the shower?

philly8608 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:48

If the OP was throwing up that much the probability of eventually having to throw up while showering had to be pretty high, so YDI for not having a contingency plan like putting down towels from the toilet to the shower.