Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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quikwit1212 0

What is with the people without pics, who can't type a sentence with a capital letter, and the fact that they keep hitting on random girls that they will probably never meet?

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SubjectDelta 0

To clarify, 19 was explaining the complexity of Geller field travel while a ship a cruiser size or larger opens a rift in subspace and pulls itself into the warp. While I agree with his thesis on the matter, I must say that he should have included the compensation required to navigate through the empryean with a cruisers mass and density in mind. I hope this clears up the confusion about his post.

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gorgeousmami33 0

lol. that's sad. lol. but funny. but my boyfriend would laugh with me. hahaha.

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gorgeousmami33 0

biitch. but that is funny. my boyfriend would have laughed with me though. hahahha

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FMLoverAgain 7

your abdomen don't slap with the other person's unless one or both are overweight.

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SofiaFaolan 8

That is completely untrue.. My boyfriend and I both weigh under 115 lbs and the same thing happens when we have sex.

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T1A2Z3 34

Not true. If you have any fat there at all it can happen.

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NinjaSonic 0

Tips. 1. Never Laugh Unless A Joke Is Told 2. Always Trow In A Few Moans

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rohosoccer08 1

I'm just suprised that if it was their first time and he hadn't ever had sex or it had at least been a while, usually wouldn't a guy cum faster especially if she was a virgin? just a thought lol

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KappaSLAPPA 0

um that's funny the dude must have a small pecker ... that's happened to me before and the girl didn't laugh because she was enjoying the sex too much!!!!!

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Joey7361 0

are u implying that you have a small pecker?

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crowbar87 0

I was always told it was painful for a girl to lose her virginity? but what do I know.

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CallMeHush 0

Maybe not so much if the guy is hung like a stud gerbil.

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darkmis1 17

It was painful as shit for me. He was going as gently as possible too(he wasn't a virgin). I guess I'm just lucky to have a big guy hehe ;-) OP: Are you sure it wasn't his balls slapping against you?

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Kalipczo 21

It wasn't painful for me, but when I was young I did gymnastics and dance and probably broke my hymen during that.

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T1A2Z3 34

I have no idea how it could be painful. It's what your body's designed for. It's not like it's the first time something's going up there... if it is you are pribably under 13 and have no idea how your body works which are not good things.

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jessemejia19 0

yea next time dun laugh we it will probably wont be next time.... and if it would be a next time it wouldnt be with you! a guy not bein able to finish just because of. that its something that he wont 4get! trust me on that. im a guy just so i know

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quikwit1212 0

Thanks for restating the point of the fml...

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truelink 0

you say that as if you have years upon years of experience

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