Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

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Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
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jet_fml 0

Were you going out as FRIENDS, or did you both agree that it was something more?

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DameGreyWulf 0

Awwww, what? Who tells their opposite-gendered friend their sexcapades, anyway? Dunno, seems weird to me. How cruel, but maybe this means he's not worth it.

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chicadominicana 0

one of my guy friends tell me about their sex life. only because he looks at me as a sister. and i of course i look at him as my big brother..even though he younger than me by a day :P but yea plus hes with my best friend so i would no what happends anyway, if i wanted to know or not.

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unBrokenBeliever 0

If you were willing to congratulate him, you kinda deserve to get stood up for sex. If you don't have the guts to stand up for yourself and tell him how angry that must have made you, what makes you think he'll have any respect whatsoever for you?

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lalocaqmas 0

at least yu know wat a dooche he is. lol

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Nate25 0

oh no he remembered... just decided to do something else

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Emperor_Jim 0

YDI for being a pussy and taking too long to tell him how you feel. You snooze, you lose. And he gets laid.

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a_borshunist 0

YDI for being attracted to a goatsewatcher who brags about his sex life right after having them. As if they were such rare and important occurrences that he had to tell the world, just to prove he did it. That's the kind of shit you mention a few weeks or months later when it's clear that you're reminiscing and telling a good story, not rubbing it in everyone's face that "holy shit! Surprise surprise, someone actually bothered to **** you! Whoooa dude that's so epic bro you win 34263452 man points!" Seriously, if he's so immature that getting laid is such a huge deal to him (not even good sex or sexuality, just being able to tell people he got laid), then you're an idiot with low standards for ever being attracted to him in the first place.

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