Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

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Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML
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jet_fml 0

Were you going out as FRIENDS, or did you both agree that it was something more?

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DameGreyWulf 0

Awwww, what? Who tells their opposite-gendered friend their sexcapades, anyway? Dunno, seems weird to me. How cruel, but maybe this means he's not worth it.

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rustyrox 0

Have you seen the movie He's Just Not That Into You? You should never have to wait for a text for a date. And have some dignity I hope you said "congratulations" and that's it for the rest of the night... ;) you deserve someone into you!

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lanaaaah 0

Know exactly how you feel love. Its not fun.

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tori_ellen 0

guess what - ''he's just not that into you!!!!!!''. in fact he's not into you at all. i kind of can empathize...but only to a point, i mean everyone has a friend that they feel something more for. with guys though you cant assume that they ''get it'' - most of the time they don't. you cant be subtle or they will MISS IT. having said that though, he did forget you were going out (and to him it was clearly only ever as mates) which does make him a bit of a douche, i wouldn't let my guy mates get away with that if they missed a coffee date. but then they txt ahead if they cant make it. but ****...congratulating him was just stupid. to congratulate is a guy response...at least in my experience. there was this guy in the year above me at school and one of my guy friends was saying he thought this guy had the perfect name for in tekken (don't ask lol) and i was like ''have i ever mentioned that i hooked up with him once?'' his response? ''really?! nice work!'' and another time my younger brother was telling me about this girl in his year at school dating this guy who was a few years older than her and i was like ''meh thats not much...guy i hooked up with on new years was 28'' (i was 17 at the time) my little brother's response? ''*****!....but high five! nice!''

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tori_ellen 0

omg i just realised my comment was really long haha

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ohnoyouDINT 0

opposite sex "friendships" are fake and stupid.

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SimpleSimon 0

What are you, 13? Don't worry, there'll come a point in your life when you grow up and realise that it's perfectly possible for two people of opposite sexes to be friends.

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ohnoyouDINT 0

I've got underwear that's 13, fuckstick. I speak from year after tragic, comical year of watching these types of relationships fall apart because someone's "crushing"....now go play.

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SimpleSimon 0

Maybe you just have immature friends then.... Whatever... Give me your email and I'll Paypal you the funds for some new underwear.

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a_borshunist 0

Gimme your email and I'll send you some top-quality CP.

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a_borshunist 0

Look, horsefucker, you're 13. You know how I can tell. It's because you hang around with people who develop "crushes" instead of attractions. I'm a dude, I have many female friends. Some of whom at some point I have either ****** or wanted to ****. It may surprise you that not everyone pines like a lost child over someone they're attracted to. This is why the friendships you see have turned awkward, it's because they acted like children instead of being normal. Get rejected? Big ******* deal, you **** someone else and keep the friendship going. If one of your fugly friends wants to put his pen0r in you, big ******* deal, tell him straight up you're not attracted to him and keep the friendship going. Y'all muthafuckas don't know how to play it cool and be real and mature with people, it's why you have no friends and you're sitting alone in your basement fapping to kiddie ****. All your friendships died when you developed a sickly, co-dependent crush on them and were too weak to be around them any more once they finally made it clear that you're a failure and they don't want to date you.

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YouGotPwnt 0

You maam, are a complete pushover. You will never get anywhere in life until you get your shit straight. It seems like you have self-esteem issues and confrontation problems - the earlier you fix this the better it will be for you. I sympathize your circumstance, but YDI. My final advice:Stop letting ppl step all over you

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Black_noise09 0

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you weren't going on a date with him.

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Black_noise09 0

you have underwear that's 13 years old and tell people that? FYL buddy.

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p00p0ster0us 0

You should be thankful. Any guy or girl that uses the word 'laid' is a shallow douchebag.

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tbone_V 0

That happens to me all the time. I have 3 guys buddies that tell me when they have been laid. And I've only had a crush on two of them. I take it as the nice way of saying "I'm not interested." then I'll gradually lose my interest on wanting to date them.

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