Sex and Love: Good for you

Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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Take a number

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 02:00

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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You deserved it 41 340

Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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jet_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:40

Were you going out as FRIENDS, or did you both agree that it was something more?

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:16

Awwww, what? Who tells their opposite-gendered friend their sexcapades, anyway? Dunno, seems weird to me. How cruel, but maybe this means he's not worth it.

Comments

sbarre1 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:02

So.. Are you stupid? Why the **** didn't you call him or just go out and get your own? YDI for being dependent.

MoobyTheCow 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:06

"He forgot our date," *Hovers over FYL* "had sex" *Prepares to click* "and I congratulated him." Oh. YDI.

VietBoy 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:28

Wow that sucks so bad!

Shyman4ever 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:50

That's what friends do

athos1237 4

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:18

Obviously he meant go and hang out, you thought "date". Guess what if you never tell him how you actually feel, he'll never know. Then you congratulate him on getting laid. WTF! Now he really will think you're just "buds". You two may get a drunk **** someday, but he doesn't see you as girlfriend material, otherwise that would have happened already. Move on and quit whining about feelings you never shared. He's not going to assume. PS: Mind reading is not something taught to guys, or women but y'all like to assume you can or we can.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:12

++ to #54, totally right. OP doesn't share her feelings nor communicate well. Better change that, or brace for a ruff life. Fairy tales are only in books and movies.