Good girl

By Punphmelch - 26/03/2014 08:45 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
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Welshite 39

Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.

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gaydragon 13

either your dog is good at prying drawers open much like my dog or you're leaving them out without trying to move them to a higher place, regardless picturing a dog sleeping with underwear is quite amusing and cute

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ofinnocencepast 4

How about you put your underwear up instead of leaving it where your puppy can get it.

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fooltemptress 36

She likes your scent and is comforted by it. Try putting some of her stuffed toys or a blanket in your bed with you while you sleep at night for a few nights or throwing it in a bag with your underwear for a couple of days. Once you've essentially marked the toys or blanket with your scent, give it back to her. As your scent wears off, you might have to repeat this process but it's better than her stealing your underwear all the time.

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kirasant 19

I was thinking OP could put her used pillow case in the dog's bed whenever she changes the bed sheets. Then the next time she changes them, give the dog the newer dirty pillow case and wash the one the dog had with the other sheets. Will only require OP to have one extra pillow case and gives the puppy newly scented fabric every week or so.

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Yeshua_fml 19

Your puppy likes to smell the scent of a woman underneath him. If he's wrong, I don't know what's right.

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xarina 11

Feel blessed she only wants to sleep with them. Mine ate the crotch out of my underwear. Oh & She preferred eating my Victoria's Secret panties over all the other brands.

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amisenho 11

Well, those were tested well before they were put on the shelves for sale. The dog's nose knows.

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harmtouch16 11

Did you try closing the drawer they are in? Or putting the hamper in a closet she can't open?

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HJKM_fml 19

try putting mothballs in your underwear drawer. Dogs don't like the scent.

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amisenho 11

But neither do humans! It makes you smell like old people.

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Ashley868 10

Well she's still just ten weeks. She might grow out of it.

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HuebertMCR 10

Hey look on the bright side, he's keeping them warm for you. Like taking clothes out of the dryer and putting them on... There are few pleasures in life greater than that...

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