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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By mommy2004 - 18/07/2023 03:00

Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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looooolz 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:08

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

plutosaplanet 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:14

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

Comments

uuuuuuuuuug 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:23

wow, your lucky to have gotten rid of him

iboss_b 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:07

HE'S AN A$$HOLE!!!! Wut kinda jerk does some ish like that?

smozie84 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:32

this one is totaly fake! when people have seizures they dont remember any of it. it must of taken them a while to come up with this one

airnewt 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:13

237 ur a retard people remember seizures also ur boyfriend's a asshole

Andyangels27 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:07

also don't you think he would say when she stopped you had a seizure and peed on the couch. dumbass

rayu79 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:47

your boyfriend is a complete asshole..period

cxal_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:59

Aura's have nothing at all to do with how the seizure manifests. A non-aura related seizure doesn't mean you won't have conciousness. You seem to be getting generalized and secondary generalized seizures confused with each other.

TheAngryPrincess 3

Friday 21 August 2009 10:26

You should have took a shit on his car. The man was obviously gay.

celticwoman04 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:51

wow, FYL. I have epilepsy as well. Last time I had a couple staring seizures, my sister, her boyfriend, her friend, and my husband all called my mom and she had them take me to the ER, without me having any insurance.

daltonfweazy 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:28

He didn't break up with you just because you pissed on his couch. He probably broke up with you because you have a medical problem and he doesn't want to have to take care of you or anything when it gets really bad.