Good one, mate

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 12:44 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.

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WinterChild 20

Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.

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zeffra13 31

That sort of ******* with someone and then telling all his friends behind your back is unacceptable. No one deserves that.

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HarleyGal12 18

Two words, sweetpea. Dump. Him.

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writerchic85 25

That's utterly awful to do to your significant other. I think this is one of those things you should consider breaking it off over.

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pineapple_stick 4

huh. Some weird fetish... you have my sympathy though :)

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logicrules 11

Lot of people with a sense of humour failure. Wait till he forgets about it then get him back and tell all your friends. Like you said op he did it to **** about and probably didn't realise how bad it would make you feel.

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Vanderdale 14

He did it for THREE WEEKS. That goes beyond the point of a harmless prank. Especially when you then go and tell all your friends about it. If you don't realise that that behaviour will make someone feel bad, you don't deserve to be dating anyone.

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Brandi_Faith 33

It's also pretty horrible because she obviously wasn't into it and was trying to do it for his sake because she thought he cared about it. She was putting up with something she didn't like, during their most intimate moments, for him. And he was just messing with her the whole time. Not cool.

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logicrules 11

Yeh op might feel bad now and he might have dragged the joke out a bit but give it a couple of weeks and she'll be laughing about it too. I really don't see how it's that bad.

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xxmirandapandaxx 14

If I compromise myself during sex and do something I really don't want to do just because the person I love reveals to me it's something they really want and need and it turned out to be a cruel joke that's the end I'm sorry. There's no laughing about it. I was put in a really uncomfortable sexual situation so he could laugh at me. It's unforgivable.

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katina1236 20

I'd kick his ass to the curb, as bad as it sounds and even though it's a stupid prank he wouldn't get a second chance with me. Good luck OP

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Rintarok5 29

Time to tell him that your fetish is ramming a ***** up his ass, then tell his friends 3 weeks later

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slavka012 11

Wait, why do you still call him 'boyfriend'?

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lytehammer 3

why are you humiliated? Because you're an awesome girlfriend who would do anything for your dude? all he did was show his friends how amazing you are.

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TheLadyOpal 30

She's humiliated because he lied to her and took advantage of her just to have a laugh about it with his friends. What's NOT wrong with that?

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VampOfSavannah 31

If that's the only thing you took from the situation, I feel bad for anyone who dates you. Assuming you can get a date with that attitude.

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shortcake18 15

You could just tell him that till everyone forgets about it that he is not getting any sex.

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