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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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Stealthed 8

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

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PinkFun1969 9

This Kid plays to many video games

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centarous85 0

Yo! Ik zoombahs rnt real but they can scare ya!

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Jujubilee 1

Lol! I just said something very similar to my best friend today at lunch! I told her that if she got infected I'd shoot her in the head, and I were infected I would bite her! Haha

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rocker135 0

making it to round 80 of call of duty zombies gives you those dreams

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Snookie85 19

For your sake, let's hope he was joking!

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gunner2590 0

The zombie apocalypse is very serious... You should pretty much believe him. But at least he loves you enough to put you out of your misery.

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gahballs3 6

Maybe you'd turn in to a badass zombie and kill him and he wouldn't get the chance to kill you!

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Mitch_Connor 11

If he truly loved you, he'd try to have sex with you turned into zombie instead. Dump him.

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