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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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Stealthed 8

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

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superstar429 7

hav a sense of humor

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pappuyaer 0

So Are you sleeping with your one eye open ?

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jallred254 4

He definitely isn't kidding.

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SlaveToRetail 10

That's love right there. Haha. If my boyfriend got bit I'd tell him I love him and blow his brains out. No way would I let him become one of those things.

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perdix 29

How exactly would you do that? Would you try to inflate him via his hose attachment until his skull couldn't withstand the pressure? I'm not sure such a pneumatic pathway exists, but I think your boyfriend wouldn't mind you spending a few hours trying to save him.

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RedSharpieInk 5

A tire iron? Why not a chainsaw or something? It would be easier..

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lys1982 2

Chainsaws = noisy. Plus you wanna save that gas :-D

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Anbuntou 8

He just wants to put an end to your suffering. I mean think about it, would you want to wander around aimlessly, looking pretty disgusting and sticking to a brains only diet?

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