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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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Stealthed 8

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

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frankwolf86 0

I know how he feels if my wife turned id do the same.... or if she really annoyed me

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gemno333 8

yeah. I think he should cut down on the zombie films. though romantic not really the best romantic way to put it lol

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Rach227 8

lol surely it would be better if he just shot you, or stabbed u lol but its still sweet :)

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steggunekoms 0

So weird I just woke up after having weird zombie dreams!!!

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white16sox 19

I'm with nyan cat. Well because it's nyan cat!

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CrazyManNo9 29

Might just be funny, but you really need to think of getting the hell away from him. Far away. Fast.

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