Break-ups and Love: Goodbye

Goodbye

By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 007

You deserved it 3 713

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 731

You deserved it 5 054

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 4 024

By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 113

You deserved it 4 918

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 822

You deserved it 4 683

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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 554

You deserved it 6 514

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 548

You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 950

You deserved it 2 774

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 877

You deserved it 2 798

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 171

You deserved it 4 261

vickiejiang1990 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:13

What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face

nleighane 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:14

You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that

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Ashara 15

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:25

What a loser, at least it's over!

takiyaki1 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:29

Hahaha. Thats pretty good.

CatPerson123 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:30

You must have leftover paint...

sparklecherry 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:31

Revenge is sweet.

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:32

On the plus side you probably have left over paint!

CatPerson123 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:32

U raised a dog....literally

BOOSCAREDU 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:36

Dude wrong FML

Austinj_perez 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:39

You can keep is a decoration and say it's a expression of your deep inner feelings :D

youliketacos 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:40

Pelt his house & car with eggs.

kiaralove53 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:43

Charge him for vandalism!

lala414 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:44

mr.clean magic eraser

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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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You deserved it 53 419

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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You deserved it 32 266

Sick gains, bruh.

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You deserved it 82

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML

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