Break-ups and Love: Goodbye

Goodbye

By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 007

You deserved it 3 713

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 731

You deserved it 5 054

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 4 024

By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 113

You deserved it 4 918

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 822

You deserved it 4 683

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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

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You deserved it 6 514

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 950

You deserved it 2 774

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 877

You deserved it 2 798

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 171

You deserved it 4 261

vickiejiang1990 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:13

What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face

nleighane 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:14

You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that

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shali14 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:11

Stick eggs in the air vents of his car.

beetboxboy 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:15

Or flour

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:18

It will come off just use hand sanitizer and scrub it off.

samsea 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:24

Make his ass buy you some new paint.

leopardgirl112 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:31

Time for some goof off:)

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:32

Try painting over it.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:34

That sucks, OP. sorry to here that

kduubb 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:35

what a douche move ...

originalinja 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:35

I feel ya.

crazychick1269 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:45

What a jerk!!! And what does OP mean???

thewife5 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:55

Over Power=OP

mk58 31

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:54

OP: Overexcited Penis

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:49

Uhhh... Scratch it out...

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Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML

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Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML

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Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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