Goodbye

By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
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nleighane 0

You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that

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TheSchizoPsycho 5

I'd go to dollar general store and buy Awesome. It cleans damn near anything. I had sharpie on a light oak table. It wiped right off

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phsycobitch 0

Rubbin alcohol will get it off.

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lilmillion22 5

Guess the break up is permanent. Pretty clever if you ask me!

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rattusrattus 18

Tattoo your angry rebuttal onto his torso. Place the part about his 'useless mancarrot' and 'noxious pubic odors' above the appropriate parts. For vengence tattoos, I suggest this font: Papyrus, 12pt.

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rattusrattus 18

Comic Sans is overused as a terrible typeface. Papyrus is used by pretentious people, and thus the 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!' factor is increased.

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mandihbew 0

what a dick. I would buy him a *****, smile, and shove it up his ass.

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Glambert_lover 5

Make him paint your wall and redo ur entire room!!!' ?

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J_Shorty_17 6

you do realise you can rub it off with rubbing alcohol even with lysol... but yeah, that sucks!

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drdna 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. You know how to pick em

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JPLovesAnimals 4

Paint it. Then paint his face.

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