Intimacy: Gotcha

Gotcha

By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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Friday 23 November 2012 11:59

Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.

AGhost5445 25

Friday 23 November 2012 12:06

It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.

Comments

dwc2134 5

Friday 23 November 2012 14:22

First of all, **** her and her friends. Either you did this because you really are whipped, or because you've got the balls to be comfortable around your girlfriend. You didn't give us enough info to tell, so I'm going to assume number two. Second, that is a massive betrayal of truck. **** her one more time then cut and run. Be sure to take some pictures for the boys, too.

toalysium 15

Friday 23 November 2012 19:18

I agree, no one wants a bitch that'll betray a guy's truck...

anteague_93 3

Friday 23 November 2012 14:29

What a ******* bitch. Why are you with her?

californianking1 8

Friday 23 November 2012 14:34

And what part of her did you even think she got the pleasure....her dik?

Dcm210 19

Friday 23 November 2012 14:35

She better be getting a good prize.

sweetmama88 6

Friday 23 November 2012 14:44

Sorry to say she deserves to be kicked to the curb ! She can't be trusted ever .

The_F3rris 11

Friday 23 November 2012 15:02

That is such a respectful contest to put someone you supposedly love through.

Headcrab 29

Friday 23 November 2012 15:05

How does she have you whipped? A better challenge would be to get you to do the dishes, clean the house,... this is more like who has the funniest/ballsiest boyfriend.