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By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

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Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.

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AGhost5445 25

It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.

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perdix 29

I hope she shares the prize with you (please, God, let it be an Olive Garden gift card, as their breadsticks are so ******* good!) and then literally whips you with her pussy. Admittedly, my knowledge of anatomy is hazy, so I am not sure how she could literally whip you, but have fun trying. Oh, but don't do it at Olive Garden, because when you're there, you're family, and you shouldn't be having sex in your family's house.

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Pleonasm 35

Oh perdix, how you missed an opportunity to reference the hanging cooter again. THAT'S how she could've whipped him with it.

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perdix 29

#75, ugh, I had envisioned the girl as being young and of relatively normal weight. I hadn't even considered the hangy-down cooter. Thanks, I think I'll skip lunch.

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Pleonasm 35

I didn't know I could put such a man as yourself off a lunch!

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PinkieKeen 20

Omg, you like the breadsticks at OG too? My mum says they're 'too ******* salty, good God'.

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DivineSunshine 1

Dump that bitch....How can you ever trust during something intimate again.

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tarasconus 1

If she dared you, then you are not "whipped". I hope she won a first class trip to single-island. ;)

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rott3n 6

Feed her laxatives and put a webcam in the bathroom.

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vcapelo 19

Where I come from it's weird if a girl brags about it!

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wellthatsukx 0

Did you show her how whipped you are by dumping her in front of all her friends?

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SoylentCandycorn 10

If she has sent you any "special" pictures, how about printing them out and showing them to her friends?

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eggmarie 25

40- because if she's underage, that's illegal. It's also a really ******* horrible thing to do to someone. That happened to a girl at my old high school and she ended up killing herself because she was being harassed constantly by a large amount of people.

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OldMemoriesFade 8

That's awful, look what technology has done. I mean it's one thing to send a naked photo to somebody you love and trust, but for them to print the photos off and show everybody, that's just heartless, nobody deserves that.

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thatonename 7

Except maybe the bitch showing off her live stripping bf? Like, I realize it's harsh but it's almost exactly what op's gf did, so to say she doesn't deserve the same in return is just stupid.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

1. If she's underage she shouldn't be sending those pictures out in the first place. Nothing about the FML says OP and his GF are underage. 2. Why are people saying "OMG that's so ****** up leave her alone she could kill herself if you do dat", when she did exactly the same thing to her boyfriend? It's a taste of her own medicine. She certainly didn't give a shit about his emotional wellbeing. 3. Printing them out and showing them to her friends (instead of giving them out) isn't giving them the digital copy or even a physical copy they can scan and upload themselves, meaning they can't go viral. Not that op's GF was anywhere near as considerate.

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cradle6 13

I'm going to have to agree with 119 here. Seriously y'all, what OP's girlfriend (hopefully ex) did was way way worse than showing her friends a picture. It's incredible sexist to say that "the OP's girlfriend recording him stripping without his knowledge is hilarious," while simultaneously thinking that him doing the same thing back (something much less minor in fact) is somehow horrible and wrong.

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1happymummy 14

I'm a little concerned that the gf and her friends take pleasure in trying to get their men under the thumb. shane on her for humiliating you like that. Show her you're not whipped by dumping the bitch!

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perdix 29

Doesn't matter, had sex. I found early on that the guys who try to belittle others by calling them pussy-whipped aren't getting any themselves. So, yeah, I'll take that insult. I knew a guy who would respond to that insult by sniffing his fingers and smiling.

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acceberlevine 8

this is so golden hahahahhaha! hilarious im going to give it a shot and play this one on my boyfriend hahahahahahaha !!!!!!

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Maybe your boyfriend should put some naked pictures of you on the internet. See if you think that's "golden" too.

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ccoverup 5

I bet this girl has no idea how dumb she sounds

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wickedninja918 1

ok 32 if the roles were reversed (it was a guy getting his gf to give him a lap dance on camera for his homies) you would probably be the first to say thats ****** up omg you should dump him now so shut up

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GUNN1313 3

Hey 32 don't lie with that duck face and personality you don't have a boyfriend. Heck you have to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

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chellyX92 8

39, she probably does have some pictures already on the interwebz...

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