Intimacy: Gotcha

Gotcha

By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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You deserved it 30 213

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Friday 23 November 2012 11:59

Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.

AGhost5445 25

Friday 23 November 2012 12:06

It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.

Comments

mowmowlife 21

Saturday 24 November 2012 8:41

Hope she's your ex girlfriend now, having violated your trust and love for a superficial, inconsiderate contest

Donnakar 20

Saturday 24 November 2012 9:03

that's really cruel. Not an appropriate way for a girlfriend to act

amykins11 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 15:57

hope her friends at least noticed you looked better in her underwear than she did.... guys in panties are ******* hot!

MidnightOne 3

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:10

DTMFA. Game over. Done.

pokewolfey 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:29

This reminds me of American Pie

idgaf528 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 9:02

That's when I woulda looked at her and said "we'll I did this because you asked and I love you, people do crazy things when they are in love, but obviously you don't care about my love, or you wouldn't put what I do, in private, for you, to make you happy, and post it to the public for all your friends to see, you just ****** up, I can't be whipped If I'm single, it's over" on the webcam for all her friends to watch >.

scoobysmith44 9

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:32

Some weeks later: Honey, you're on webcam. Me and friends wanted to see who could make the best sex tape.

gaarraa11 3

Monday 26 November 2012 2:35

I don't care what she said or did after I would never lol

brooke4208 0

Monday 26 November 2012 6:50

That's funny don't take it to bad it's a joke just get her back

itsallwaysme 4

Monday 26 November 2012 18:49

This is like the best thing ive ever heard, your GF is a genious ! i am going to try to do something similar with my BF. and it was a dare so it isn't that bad :)