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Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By JacksFarts - 18/06/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

ZeShadow 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

You dropped DA BOMB on her

Comments

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:44

Way to be a disgusting pig, you don't deserve a date with anyone.

mattmag 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:48

wow, she left just because you farted? stupid girl. i hope you didn't pay for her ticket.

kanelle_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:42

Dude. Really?

woeisme 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:58

yeah i agree with all the people that said you should've gone to the bathroom...idiot

youreawhore 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:06

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha :) Funny story :P Something I'm sure you'll enjoy telling future girlfriends, hahaha. But yeah, sucks for you, but there are other girls, and this one just seems a little bit too rude.

dcapp 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:56

#2 is right but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.. and if she can't be reasonable about a fart, then she's whatever anyway.

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:10

lmaooo that's awesome!!!!! who would have guessed the intense scene would be silent!?! it might be as they say: fart's are never appropriate but alwayyyyssss funny. honestly though dude... YOU should have gone to the bathroom, not forced her to. that's a turn off to a girl on the first date even though it is human nature. you could have gotten away with a tiny one probably but that... think about it this way everyone thats saying the girl is rude, if on a FIRST date some girl just rips the loudest one you arent going to be turned off at all?? chances are you are going to lie and say that it would be awesome! but i think if it happened most likely you'd at least be slightly turned off. she should NOTTTT have ditched though. that is just dick

aznguy77 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:36

lol when we comment on fmls it says "spill the beans" very ironic for this fml.

liveitlearnit 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:58

I would probably laugh if that happened. As long as the guy wasn't like ''har har I farted" and acted like it was funny. If they just did it and brushed it off, I'd respect them more. We're all people.

18_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:19

1. its just a fart and she should get over it 2. this is your fault. its basic manners to know that you're supposed to get up and go the bathroom to fart