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By ChePow - 20/08/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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Everything is clean

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada

Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML

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Kayokku 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:46

That's the best kind of $50.

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:49

lesbians exist.

Comments

droxd923 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:06

#stripperswag

kathyshines 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:10

how did you know she was a stripper? did she come in saying "excuse me everyone, i am a stripper."?

mr_miyagi 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:20

how dare you! shes a nice lady!

jrmelon91 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:28

Why would anyone ask if they could pay with small bills, and who considers a $50 to be a small bill anyway? Shut the **** up.

MarkSolo3 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:49

I hope you're trolling. OP meant $50 worth of small bills, not a $50 bill.

mccutie936 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:29

How do you know she was a stripper?

Eaglestrike117 29

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:34

Hate to break it to you, but most dollar bills have either been rubbed on strippers or used for snorting cocaine... (87% of statistics are made up, but seriously, a lot of bills are like that.)

Chris9154 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:36

Wow get off ur high horse... Ydi

Eaglestrike117 29

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:37

Hate to break it to you, but most dollar bills have either been rubbed on strippers or used for snorting cocaine... (87% of statistics are made up, but seriously, a lot of bills are like that.)

djack0113 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:48

This is a bad thing?

Bless23 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:51

The OP is a girl. You guys dont bother looking at the gender symbol? And stop with the ****** jokes. Its seriously not funny. What are you all horny 12 year olds?