Gross, Cleaning and Kids: Grossed out

Grossed out

By disguested - 04/03/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 740

You deserved it 16 824

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 343

You deserved it 1 596

Toynado

By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 390

You deserved it 326

Can't win, part 15

By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 206

You deserved it 148

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 547

You deserved it 80 674

By Pauline - 09/02/2016 21:35 - United States

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 804

You deserved it 2 488

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 176

You deserved it 41 138

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 741

You deserved it 15 973

By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 255

You deserved it 1 293

Grow up

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 17:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML

I agree, your life sucks 209

You deserved it 671

Thanks for the memories

By precious memories - 11/05/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went over to my mom’s place to attempt to help her clean up, as she’s a hoarder. I was devastated to see that in order to make room for all the unnecessary new crap she buys, she stored all of our childhood toys, photos and the like outside in uncovered bins. It’s all completely ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 141

You deserved it 124

ktbird 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:40

Well that's a useless threat. "Do your chores or I will for you!"

SKRules 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:39

What's the problem? You should've known what you were getting into.

Comments

volleyballx3 2

Friday 5 March 2010 22:37

why would you threaten your son that if he doesnt clean his room, your going too? then he just wont clean it

blueeyes24 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:12

That I will agree with... Cockroaches don't show up overnight.

kally2010 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:25

what kind of bottles ? alcohol?

muddle 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:48

hire a maid

silentQ 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 5:59

So his room is dirty and you don't want to clean. Then don't clean it, you're not the one who has to sleep in it.

Awsome_Sauce92 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:33

Mom?

owlcityinsomniac 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:41

my parents do that to me, last month they threw my ipod away cuz it was not where it was supposed to b. its a fairly effective method of punishment usually. u just have a really smartass kid

Beeeeef 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:56

you told him if he didnt tidy his room, you would do it? after saying that ydi. :)

dethmaul 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:43

Cockroaches suck, they stick around. I'd kick the shit out of his ass just for attracting them.

LeverPuller 5

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:32

"ready to throw away everything I found" Jesus you people are all so damned stupid. The threat is that if YOU do not clean your room, -I- will go in there, and throw away everything you find important. She's not saying she'll clean his room for him. Godamn.