Health: Gym bro

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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You deserved it 88 183

Lower your expectations

By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

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By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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You deserved it 4 458

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 551

Thanks, I feel better!

By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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You deserved it 9 192

Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

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You deserved it 37 327

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:00

It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend. No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.

NonComedogenic 2

Monday 27 June 2011 7:56

awww

Comments

milansarpal 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:54

you heartless bastard has he ever called you fat?

juliemarbles 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:59

Poor guy...he was feeling insecure. My boyfriend is like that too except he has never cried

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 27 June 2011 17:02

Yeahhh. It's just best to never tease anyone about their weight/body. Some people are very sensitive about it (myself included), so it's advised to just never go there...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 27 June 2011 17:21

Seriously, folks. I have BDD (body dysmorphic disorder) and on top of that have been teased about my appearance a ton...

finndizzle 0

Monday 27 June 2011 17:09

what a ******* baby

mamadi_fml 0

Monday 27 June 2011 17:21

It is NORMAL for men to cry, even straight guys! Perhap you don't know that the guy went through all the troubles to build his self confidence. Calling him chunky, is like calling him ugly. Sarcasm doesn't work with some people, especially it is height, weight, or physical attributes. It is rather insensitive. I don't need a guy tell me I need to wax my arms because its hairy. How do you think I feel? How would you think he feel?

FoxDragonGL 3

Monday 27 June 2011 17:33

I agree with everything...only about the height thing, I enjoy being called short. :) Everyone teases me about it, friends included, but I think it's a good physical quality so my feelings have never been hurt over that.

littlefootpimpin 0

Monday 27 June 2011 17:37

The roids make you sensitive, ok!?

jdengel 0

Monday 27 June 2011 17:45

many people who workout a lot actually have a body dismorphic disorder

isac1234 0

Monday 27 June 2011 17:45

LADY IS NOT HOW THE PERSON LOOKS! ITS HOW THE PERSON TREATS YOU & LOVES YOU. IF YOU ONLY LOOK AT PEOPLE LOOKS.. YOULL NEVER FIND TRUE LOVE. this maybe the nicest response I ever said.. & yes you're an asshoe -chernay

patacus 14

Monday 27 June 2011 17:53

sounds like he has an eating disorder (yes men can have those too). i would say ydi for being inconsiderate but since hes a man i forgot there's a double standard. i mean if he did this to you, then he'd be a hearless piece of shit not worthy of the life of a cockroach at a rebecca black concert. but since you did it to him fyl. im so sorry for you.