Health: Gym bro

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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Lower your expectations

By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

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By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Thanks, I feel better!

By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

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Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:00

It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend. No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.

NonComedogenic 2

Monday 27 June 2011 7:56

awww

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 27 June 2011 18:08

awwww that's horrible! just like girls don't like being called chunky, guys don't either! maybe when he was younger he was chubby and was picked on and finally got in shape? YDI.

DaangItsBrooke 8

Monday 27 June 2011 18:13

attractive

smartguy13v 2

Monday 27 June 2011 18:16

Yeah most people would cry too if they were in his shoes, imagine working your ass off towards a goal, and suddenly you have to stop and lose alot of progress. then of course your girlfriend starts mocking you. Yeah, I think id cry too.

xiiijinx 5

Monday 27 June 2011 18:39

That'd be the 'roids

kushmonster 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:18

omg fav comment so far! win!

dangerranger93 0

Monday 27 June 2011 18:42

tell him to grow a pair

Jesse_Clara 4

Monday 27 June 2011 18:48

that's sad, yet hilarious

isac1234 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:51

your stupid, yet stupid.

merrilln 7

Monday 27 June 2011 18:55

Ew. I hate guys that look strong but need a 'handle with care' sticker.

WishLine 6

Monday 27 June 2011 20:54

Heh, funny that 214 :P I can't stand girls that look sweet and delicate but need a 'highly explosive' sticker. Swings and roundabouts xD. We all like what-we-see-is-what-we-get That said - OP - guys, especially those who work at it, can be arguably more sensitive over their appearance than girls. Girlfriends can make or break self-confidence - make him feel like you're in awe of his physique and he'll love you for it :P

horrorfreak79nj 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:14

Just wait till you discover that the reason he works out so hard and has such a great body is to hide the fact that he has no personality or sense of humor whatsoever ... on top of being the bed-wetting crybaby you've informed us he is.