Hand shandy

By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
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checkyesbecca 0

And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

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e86 0

I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

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cwl727 32

Did he not notice your hand going in his pants?

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jrn 14

This was the first fml I ever read

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nachosbabygurl 9

how unclassy can you be in ten minutes ydi

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worldclassrager 39

Why would you do that in public? No question you deserved it

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clairesucks 37

I don't understand why you would do that in a public place where people may be able to see

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kris1256396 17

Sorry that had to be embarrassing! Don't worry, it is not all that disgusting, well not to me. People can overreact sometimes.. :p

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Peacheess 14

Why would he stand up while your hand is in his pants!?

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Sansa_fml 38

OP, I hope you understand that and why you are an idiot.

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hellolaina 18

That's so disrespectful especially to everyone around you. YDI for being trash

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zoelog 10

what the hell is wrong with you? you knew his parents were coming so I just dont understand why you would do that. ydi

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