Drunk, Cats and Animals: Happy Caturday!

Happy Caturday!

By cat lady - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Norway - Egersund

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

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lenalee96 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:24

Everyone needs a little pussy in their life

Sierra7211 17

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:25

What a catastrophe

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allisurd 17

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:13

Dress up like Freya and have them pull your sled. At least you have your Halloween costume done, then.

kingcaper817 14

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:19

Name them after the 7 little dwarves!

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 22:25

"little" dwarves...

crunchycheeto99 11

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:23

How can you afford so much pussy?!

inolongercare 19

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:30

And this is a problem?

kenzie_gauche 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:44

What are they're names

yazziboo 7

Saturday 30 August 2014 20:47

Thats awesome! Such a great thing of you to do that!

sarchasm 7

Saturday 30 August 2014 21:09

Well, you should take really good care of them or put them up for adoption

Just_A_Tree 20

Saturday 30 August 2014 21:27

Is OP the internet in human form?

FML_14u2c 14

Saturday 30 August 2014 21:35

Stop getting drunk: problem solved.

CaroAurelia 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 21:58

And that's a bad thing... how? I'd be happy if I woke up with seven cats.

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