Happy Caturday!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20

well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

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Pwib 14

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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chosha_fml 26

Coming soon: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. And stole my cat. FML

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sweet23_fml 11

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend gone and a note on the pillow. It said " Think we should break up... oh and as i was leaving your cat got out .>". FML.

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jhs578650 9

So basically you are manipulating and deceiving your boyfriend to further your own agenda. I don't know your boyfriend, but I am betting he deserves better than you.

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MyS3lf 24

That doesn't sound healthy. Why don't you break up with him and then get yourself a kitten. That would be a lot less loony than what you're doing now, and a lot less hurtful to your boyfriend.

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honeymoonroyale 20

This'll bit you in the butt later. How long are you gonna keep that up? AFTER the wedding?

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jem970 19

Ok you need to break up with your boyfriend. You are leading the man on because of a cat OP. That is wrong and very selfish because he deserves to find someone who actually cares about him more than his cat. Shame on you for being so mean.

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DntLookBack 29

Stop being a complete bitch and using your boyfriend for a cat. If you don't love your boyfriend then grow up and stop leading him on. Then go adopt one of the many cats that need a home from a shelter for your own pet and leave his cat alone.

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Fernando83 19

The guy had a cat, that should have been the first sign that relationship wasn't going to work. Take the cat and give him a dog in exchange.

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Ms_ValS 27

This is so ignorant. Guys can't have cats?

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Fernando83 19

It's not ignorance its a preference and not just mine but most men. Even a small Chihuahua is manlier.

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worldclassrager 39

Get your own cat..,or hope it lasts the rest of the cats life...

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