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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

But now you have presents for their birthdays.

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sexiilittlething 6

haha id have spit that whole out n their face then said thnk yu 4 rememberin my bday=P

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ALBATROSS9080 0

hahahahaha! diabetes! you know the original drummer of rush was kicked out of rush because of his diabetes, then he died

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roeallen 11

Whoa dude! No need to push people who might have suicidal tendencies (not at all calling you suicidal), because then you might kill someone and no one will be grateful of that.

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varkey 7

That sucks. But why don't you play cards? Cards are fun. Learn to play some games. That's a good gift. Anyway, FYL for the other two.

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SMD_emilyy 1

At least they did'nt completely disreguard the fact that it was your birthday. It could've been way worse. Be thankful for what you did get, not what you didn't.

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NoFackYourLife 0

light the brochure up like a cigarette, down the cake as fast as you can, and as you are croaking play a game of 52 card pick up with your brother.

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mencer7 0

Hey atleast you got cupcakes. That is spoiled of you. Oh and ur grandma is old so she probably isn't mentally there enough to know u didn't smoke. So deal kid.

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mencer7 0

Hey atleast you got cupcakes. That is spoiled of you. Oh and ur grandma is old so she probably isn't mentally there enough to know u didn't smoke. So deal kid.

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Mashit13 2

Did you actually read this post or are you really that stupid? She's a diabetic, eating cupcakes could potentially kill her, especially if shes not an expert at controlling her insulin. Also, her AUNT gave her the brochere, and so is therefore most likely in okay health. Her family obviously didn't care enough about thier own relitive to attempt something resembling an effort, wich makes them asses. besides, it's not the lack of cool stuff that sucks, it's the fact your family are that indiferent about your existence. Sorry OP, that's gotta hurt. happy B-day with lots of heart♥ and a smiley☻

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