Happy…

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

But now you have presents for their birthdays.

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cvz 0

So who cares at least they get you shit for your birthday

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ThePieGuy0817 29

I want to vote FYL, but it's at exactly 33,333, and I don't want to change it.

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poor_gurll1198 17

At least you got something

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emmaleeighh 1

Hey I have diabetes also! I once got a game that had chi sleet prices every time you won you ate a piece. It was torture not to eat it.

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OldSleaze 4

They should have gotten you a pack of toothpicks. Cause you're a real prick in the ass.

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T1A2Z3 34

Keep the cupcakes for when you need it. Learn how to play a card game. It could be fun. Give the smokes to someone else?

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