Harmonic dissonance

By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Belleville

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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yoursucklives 36

well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.

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Mossadchick 5

Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

She spilled it on herself and he was cleaning it off.

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Indigo14 6

I wonder what he'd lick for a Klondlike bar...

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GovernorGeneral 8

Id lick anything for one of those *-*

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amberxxoo 6

): Chop off his balls

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lopsop 12

Yes great idea chip them off and not only go to jail but lose any job you have or night get

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Michael_92 20

Pretty sure 24 used sarcasm, calm down....I'm not though chop that bastards balls off!!!!!

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laden_swallow09 34

At least he could become a better singer that way. A castrato could make boucoup bucks back in the day.

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yummylicious 5

Wow that sucks. Yell at him and tell your sister to get in the shower

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egc573 40

Has anybody else noticed that this OP avoided the usual nit-picky word "boyfriend" and went straight to "now ex-boyfriend"? They're learning!

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Schizomaniac 24

Yeah. Usually my lack of originality and creativity only allows me to say "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend!" so this time I couldn't comment. :(

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thatoneguy79 10

You could go for a slight alteration; "I hope you mean ex-step-sister"

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RendarSelin 5

Pretty messed up, but your step-sister deserves the wrath as well - maybe even more.

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tony1891 22

but baby I can explain.... yeah. good thing he is your ex. as for continuing to support him....I wouldn't

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thatoneguy79 10

Undoubtedly he tried to give you a song and dance about how it wasn't what it looked like, about how you were the cream of his crop. What he really needs is a good whipping and to step off. Certainly glad you dealt with him in minimal time; no sense in waging a long battle with him. As for the twisted sister, it sounds like she deserves a whipping as well. Best of luck with your now-free time.

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False_Stupidity 41

Well said sir, very well said indeed... +1 internetz for you

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TheFamilyElf 17

Sounds like the stepsister already got a whipping. Heh heh. No...?

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I_Punch_Babies 7

isnt it pretty obvious whats going on here? OPs stepsister was making sundaes and accidentally got some whipped cream on herself. the ex boyfriend was just trying to get the whipped cream off of her without wasting it when OP walked in on them. Perfect explanation!

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HerrBawl 4

Better than finding him licking it off of your stepbrother

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LadyGore 12

Personally I'd rather find out he's gay then a douche bag cheater

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white16sox 19

40, but finding him licking it off her step brother would just make him a gay douche bag cheater. The exact same thing pretty much.

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llamafish 25

But...if it were her step-brother that would make him gay AND a douchebag cheater... Edit: **** me in the ass and call me uncle Steve. Beat to the punch.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Well, bisexual douche bag cheater. But yeah, it doesn't make it any less "cheating".

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white16sox 19

No worries 47, we posted pretty much at the same time.

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