HB!
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smack your mom!
I'm not sure if its more insulting that your mother did that or that she used proper grammar!
XD that happened to my sister. she got a used necklace while I got $135 and a XBOX 360 =D. sorry sis.
OMG! WHATS UR MOMS PROB? LOL HAVE FUN WITH THE MOUTHWASH! YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT HER A PARENTING BOOK AT TARGET! HAHA :)
Wow, my mom is like that too. This year, my older sister is getting a trip to New York and a concert and my younger sister is going to Disney World. My mom said there's no reason for me to celebrate my birthday cuz I don't have any friends to celebrate with. + last year, my sister got a car on my bithday so my mom took her out to dinner to celebrate... I had to ride in the trunk because there was no room and my mom didn't want to drive her car
if that was my mom i would straight up call her a dick and a bitch and any other kind of name that came to me. im completely againt being rude to ur parents but that's just unbeleiveble. she should'nt have been so unfair with the gifts. and whats up with the mouthwash? are they trying to say ur breath is uber bad?? i would have been pissed at just that because that would have been 22 bucks instead of just 20! hahahaha......4reelztho.
You mom is a bitch. You're twins you should get equal treatment for your birthday. I would punch her in her face. And it would hurt. A lot. And then I'd take her on a guilt trip saying that she loves the other twin more, and when she tries to deny it I'd punch her again. But of course, that's just me. We females can throw a mean punch too.
Wow... That's actually FML worthy. I don't think that even MY inconsiderate parents would do that... Mouthwash? On your birthday? Maybe they are trying to tell you something? ;(
Your mom's clearly stupid. If you & your twin were identical, then you'd look exactly the same & itd take just as much money to make her look pretty, as it would for you.
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What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*