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By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By lachaisse - 12/05/2013 12:09 - United States - Vinton

Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML

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Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

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By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:27

What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.

socializer1 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:26

:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*

Comments

Sleepzsc 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:33

i would have told her atleast i dont have a FUPA!

asvpxdvnny25 3

Monday 7 April 2014 6:59

whats a fupa

Crabby 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:35

Okay, I'm calling B.S. on this one. No mother -- not even Joan Crawford, for Christ's sake -- would do that. Sorry, this is just made-up. Next!

SarahHach 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:35

Think of it this way, maybe your parents think you're the better looking twin and if they could not afford two, they got the spa treatment for the ugly twin. xD

Jaywin 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:38

What is it with so many users on FML with hateful parents?

Asaroth 9

Thursday 11 August 2016 16:33

I think it's like 75% of the reason FML was created in the first place.

crazy_dude 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:41

wtf! thats so mean!! i think you're probly the prettier one.

chieffanLJ27 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:43

#13 your retarded. there are plenty of asshole mothers that have thier favorite child and treat them a lot better than the other. do you really think that in this entire world there is no mother like that and the daughter just happened to post that up on this site? come on now

babe7260 30

Monday 2 April 2012 15:13

No shit!!!!

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:43

that sucks! lmao

YallNoobs 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:44

Sometimes the more I read on FML the more faith i lose in people. Who the **** does that? Seriously. You have my condolences, and even more sympathy if you were identical twins.

sudihearts 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:46

I dont buy this I have a twin and were not identical we are always treated the same , as well all the other twins I know ppl need to stop making shit up.

funnykid 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:48

that is soooo unfair a mouth wash?! 20$ gift card to target?! wot the ****! i mean c'mon ur identical twins y the **** should u be treated differently?