Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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MrTittySprinkles 7

I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.

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taniamw 9

Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?

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rob_fds 2

I can't believe most of u would stand and watch.Were is the world going too.(and from what I get from the fml the was starting to roll down ) fyl

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KiddNYC1O 20

I wonder the same about grammar and spelling...

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IcyWeiner 0

It's not the other guys responsibility... May he has a degenerative disease making him unuseful in such situations, selfish prick.

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rocketiquette 20

Well I'd be the dumbass on looker. I'm not ******* superman, I don't know anyone who can stop a runaway car, do you?

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linkinpark98 23

LOL I just noticed OP's username. Hehe...rabbitoncocaine.... :3

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mintstashinurtea 5

god forbid someone mind their own business in this world...learn how to handle your own problems.

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DocBastard 38

There's a difference between minding your own business and helping someone in need. I hope the next time you need help all the bystanders allow you to continue your struggle and handle your own problem.

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DanniMal87 3

Today, i was watching some dumb ass's car roll backwadds.. Apparently this airhead locked her car without putting on the handbrake and tried to stop the car with her hand. She looked at me for help but i couldnt stop laughing. ILML (i love my life)

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Raath00 7

No sympathy for those that call others dumbasses when they can't operate a vehicle right

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mperniciaro 15

I don't ever use my hand break. I live in a flat state so I have no need for it. So if I ever parked where it would roll, I'd forget to use it because I normally don't. Also. It's pretty easy to stop a slow rolling car. I fear where humanity is going though if someone could just watch an accident happen that could be prevented. I'd feel awful if someone got hurt and I knew I could have helped stop it.

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triggerit 5

I just can not understand how it can be... Op parked her car, it means sticker in parking position and it moves...

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MissMae93 23

I agree that this is a pretty crappy situation, but calling the bystander a dumbass for not helping you? Sorry OP, not remembering to pull the e-brake (or handbrake, whichever you prefer) is a fair amount of dumbass-ery on your part.

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